I, Harry Balsanga, got onto the Facebook where all the kids are. I found a bunch of people to ‘friend,’ such as Lindsey Graham, Kanye West, Chinese People and Vlad the Impaler.

Lindsey got back to me within minutes. Of course he wants to be my friend. Then, my homepage (or whatever it’s called) on facebook is flooded with Lindsey Graham activity. Seriously, the entire page. All in less than an hour.

It kinda seems to me that Lindsey should maybe get off the facebook and, I dunno, do whatever senators do. Rape and pillage and hook-up with dudes in airport bathroom stalls.

If you care, Harry & Douche Bouquet are on facebook …..