Nothing causes one to lose faith in humanity like douchebouquet.com website keyword stats. These aren’t just the words people searched for; they’re the words that brought them to douchebouquet.com

Who searches for “Valentine Day Gift Idea Boyfriend” and clicks on douchebouquet.com? Or “Valentine Cake Recipes”? Or “Bible verses that will work with Valentine’s”? Or “shoprite product Knorr jamaican jerk paste”?

You probably think I made up that last one. But really, who can make that up?

Then there are those searches for “100% jerk material.” Wonder what he thought he was getting when he clicked on douchebouquet.com.

Then there’s “mexican suck tube.” Not really sure if were talking about an action, person, place or thing, but doubtful the tacos on douchebouquet satisfied his quest.

And how about this search: “Hate comes from Anger. Anger comes from hurt. Hurt comes from love”? Sounds like someone is trying out a legal defense. I suspect he’ll have 10-20 to improve it.